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Ask A Stupid Question - 7/17/2009 4:44:05 PM
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themoodyexperience
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Thought it be fun to start a thread that showcases one of my main talents: asking stupid questions.
It's simple. You can ask a stupid question or answer one that has been asked.
I'll go first.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn't a lemon called a yellow?
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/17/2009 7:22:19 PM
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When you tell someone you have been to a funeral people ask...
Did he die?
I always want to say--well, no but the weather was good and everyone was in town-so it seemed like a good time to take care of it ...
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/17/2009 8:52:30 PM
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Qtman
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When you tell someone you have been to a funeral people ask...
Did he die?
I always want to say--well, no but the weather was good and everyone was in town-so it seemed like a good time to take care of it ...
Or 'Well he said he was not dead. But youknow how he is. Just can't believe a word he says.
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/18/2009 2:57:09 AM
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If an orange is called an orange, why isn't a lemon called a yellow?
Well, see... they nixed the color idea when they were trying to name apples. It nearly started a war whether they should be 'reds' or 'greens'.
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/18/2009 11:54:56 AM
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If a Television is called a "TV", why isn't a Telephone "TP"?
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/18/2009 7:10:12 PM
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thedivabrat
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Why do potatoes have eyes and corn ears?
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/18/2009 7:29:40 PM
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Howzat...
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/20/2009 2:14:02 PM
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pruned
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Why are eggs and orange juice in the dairy aisle?
Since when did cows start laying eggs or giving OJ? 
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/20/2009 2:25:28 PM
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If something that's flammable burns shouldn't something that's inflammable not burn?
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/20/2009 2:36:22 PM
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I received an email that says we should stop eating luncheon meat to avoid swine flu.
Is this true or is it just spam?
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/20/2009 2:39:31 PM
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Ha! ^^^
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/20/2009 6:41:18 PM
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Is it true that the Great Wall of China is so big that you can see the moon from there?
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/20/2009 7:16:24 PM
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Heck mvic the privacy fence in my back yard is that big.
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/20/2009 8:20:44 PM
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Heck mvic the privacy fence in my back yard is that big.
That may be so. But can you see the moon from your fence?
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/20/2009 8:23:18 PM
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Heck mvic the privacy fence in my back yard is that big.
That may be so. But can you see the moon from your fence?
Yes. THat's what I meant. I have a tree I can climb and see the sun too.
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/20/2009 8:41:04 PM
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What happened to Preparations A, B, C, D, E, F and G?
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/20/2009 10:58:04 PM
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ROFLOL!! 
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/20/2009 11:19:28 PM
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What happened to Preparations A, B, C, D, E, F and G?
Or Compounds A-V?
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question - 7/21/2009 8:19:07 AM
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Howzat...
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What happened to Preparations A, B, C, D, E, F and G?
My guess is they were failures.
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