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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 3/27/2009 4:42:44 PM   
Kerrlaw


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Just drive the nail in the wall anywhere Ben. We may need it to hang lawyers on.


We are far too slippery, you may as well try to nail jello.

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 3/27/2009 4:43:48 PM   
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knock, knock!


Who's there?

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 3/27/2009 4:47:46 PM   
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Does my key still work at this new house?!?!

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 3/27/2009 6:01:08 PM   
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Sure does Terri ... and Qtman was even nice enough to provide a key cleaning service to make them look all shiny and new again.

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 3/27/2009 9:51:12 PM   
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with all this new construction, it's hard to believe the economy is bad


ya know...even though it's in cyberspace and what-not


It is really hard to build anything in cyberspace. Everything keeps moving around. You hit a nail and by the time you swing the hammer again the nail has moved.


Glue?




Oh man! That was gooooooood!

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 3/27/2009 10:39:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: raivyne

knock, knock!


Who's there?


dang kids... knocking on the door and running away I guess

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 3/27/2009 10:59:51 PM  1 votes
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ORIGINAL: raivyne

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw

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ORIGINAL: raivyne

knock, knock!


Who's there?


dang kids... knocking on the door and running away I guess


Or:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

raivyne.

raivyne who?

raivyne maniac.



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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/1/2009 6:26:32 PM   
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Nothing like a knock, knock joke to stall a thread.

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/1/2009 6:45:58 PM   
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You killed Qtman's thread...

He may just have to arrest you, and drop you off at my jail. You can be your own attorney or I can get you the names of some of our local public defenders...

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/1/2009 8:46:30 PM   
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Nothing like a knock, knock joke to stall a thread.



I loved your knock knock joke. It made me laugh.

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/1/2009 8:47:40 PM   
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That's it... Everyone was... laughing.. yeah... laughing...

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/1/2009 8:54:43 PM   
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Hey can I come in? I am a design consultant--I can help decorate. Look you have a nail here--perfect place for some art work--or your hat.

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/1/2009 8:56:08 PM   
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Just not both at the same time... eh?

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/1/2009 9:01:44 PM   
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Some hats are works of art--sort of self expression stuff.

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/1/2009 9:08:01 PM   
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Personally, I love the hats at the horse races from the movie, "My Fair Lady"...

Not that I'd want to wear one of them of course...

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/1/2009 9:08:47 PM   
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Hi, Sam! Cool house! Needs a puppy, though

I liked the knock-knock joke too. I laughed t it and Winston woofed me. Apparently I am only allowed to laugh at him or his daddy.

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/1/2009 9:11:49 PM   
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Hi Kate!

Winston must be related to my cats... Only they wouldn't woof, they would meow and they would probably not be happy if I laughed at Winston or Mr. Ps103...

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/1/2009 9:16:55 PM   
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Hrumph, Phosy, Cats don't laugh, or tolerate those they own laughing either !

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/1/2009 9:20:13 PM   
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Winston *is* a kitty-pig!

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/1/2009 11:32:35 PM   
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Hey can I come in? I am a design consultant--I can help decorate. Look you have a nail here--perfect place for some art work--or your hat.


He was reserving that nail for hanging lawyers, but I think a hat or a nice beach scene would go better.

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/2/2009 10:00:43 AM   
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He was reserving that nail for hanging lawyers, but I think a hat or a nice beach scene would go better.
Are you talking about prosecuting attorneys? I've heard of hanging judges...

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/2/2009 11:57:08 AM   
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Peace be with this house.
Mr Qt, those lawyers, that you use to decorate the walls, can you check the tags on those fine gents for me? I wonder if there is one that says " Immigration lawyer " on it, i need a little free advice.
Can I take him?

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Cool house! Needs a puppy, though
Sure, i brought one,


I tied him by the door

Very small, can we keep him? please-please?we need a name though.
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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/2/2009 12:04:34 PM   
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Hey can I come in? I am a design consultant--I can help decorate. Look you have a nail here--perfect place for some art work--or your hat.



I have some photographs that would look good on your wall. The prices are very reasonable.

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/2/2009 12:06:35 PM   
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Hey can I come in? I am a design consultant--I can help decorate. Look you have a nail here--perfect place for some art work--or your hat.



I have some photographs that would look good on your wall. The prices are very reasonable.


Gary in the house Reasonable = Free.

Odeliya the dog is great. Don't leave him tied outside bring him on in.

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RE: Qtman's NEW house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 4/2/2009 12:09:39 PM   
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Gary in the house Reasonable = Free.


LOL. In that case my prices are negotiable.

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