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prophet -> Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 12:46:14 AM)

John Lennon (Singer):


Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:


'Christianity will end, it will disappear.

I do not have to argue about that. I am certain.

Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966).

Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.


Tancredo Neves(President of Brazil ):

During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.

Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.


Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):

During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),

while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'

He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.


The man who built the Titanic


After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.


With an ironic tone he said: 'Not even God can sink it'


The result:I think you all know what happened to the Titanic


Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

'I don't need your Jesus'

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment


Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.


Campinas(IN 2005)


In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....

The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,

the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)

said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.






Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.

Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive.




1love1God1way -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 1:09:06 AM)

1. Andrew - crucified
2. Bartholomew - beaten then crucified
3. James, son of Alphaeus - stoned to death
4. James, son of Zebedee - beheaded
5. John - exiled for his faith; died of old age
6. Judas (not Iscariot) - stoned to death
7. Matthew - speared to death
8. Peter - crucifed upside down
9. Philip - crucified
10. Simon - crucified
11. Thomas - speared to death
12. Matthias - stoned to death

Seems to me death goes both ways.




prophet -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 3:07:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: 1love1God1way

1. Andrew - crucified
2. Bartholomew - beaten then crucified
3. James, son of Alphaeus - stoned to death
4. James, son of Zebedee - beheaded
5. John - exiled for his faith; died of old age
6. Judas (not Iscariot) - stoned to death
7. Matthew - speared to death
8. Peter - crucifed upside down
9. Philip - crucified
10. Simon - crucified
11. Thomas - speared to death
12. Matthias - stoned to death

Seems to me death goes both ways.


Yep Everyone dies...... even mockers

seems like your lot was crucified by men for their faith? [;)]




1love1God1way -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 11:31:05 AM)

Follow God . . . you may die tragically. . .

Don't follow God . . . you may die tragically . . .

That's all I got to say about that.




MrFribbles -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 11:37:13 AM)

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Follow God . . . you may die tragically. . .

Don't follow God . . . you may die tragically . . .


Yeah, but if you die not following God, you might get used in an e-mail forward to make Christians feel better about themselves.




1love1God1way -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 11:57:58 AM)

touche.




GroupW -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 12:05:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrFribbles

quote:

Follow God . . . you may die tragically. . .

Don't follow God . . . you may die tragically . . .


Yeah, but if you die not following God, you might get used in an e-mail forward to make Christians feel better about themselves.


Proving conclusively once and for all that there really is an e-Hell




MrFribbles -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 4:58:48 PM)

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touche.


My inbox grew up on a steady diet of "Forward this if you love Jesus!" and "If you're ashamed of Jesus in e-mail, He'll be ashamed of you in heaven!" letters. I've come to distrust anything that can be found in a Christian-themed forward. : )




1love1God1way -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 5:15:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MrFribbles

quote:

touche.


My inbox grew up on a steady diet of "Forward this if you love Jesus!" and "If you're ashamed of Jesus in e-mail, He'll be ashamed of you in heaven!" letters. I've come to distrust anything that can be found in a Christian-themed forward. : )


I get them via text message from the girls in the youth ministry. . .




MrFribbles -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 6:10:51 PM)

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I get them via text message from the girls in the youth ministry. . .


Ooo, that's a new one for me. I'm glad to see the trend has survived in the mobile age.




1love1God1way -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 6:12:58 PM)

Pretty soon we'll be able to transmit them straight into our brains.




prophet -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 8:38:16 PM)

Since its just an email, anyone here like to put it to the test? [;)]

Be a mockin bird?




prophet -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 8:41:09 PM)

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That's all I got to say about that.


Huh? You still sayin? [:@]




MrFribbles -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/25/2008 11:42:35 PM)

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Since its just an email, anyone here like to put it to the test?

Be a mockin bird?


I would never mock God. He is my Lord, my love and my Daddy.
This e-mail, on the other hand, is pretty ridiculous, and has a "Ha ha, look who's burning in hell now!" attitude I find very un-Christlike.




1love1God1way -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/26/2008 12:03:50 AM)

mm hmm.

and that's all i got to say about that.




prophet -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/26/2008 3:35:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrFribbles

quote:

Since its just an email, anyone here like to put it to the test?

Be a mockin bird?


I would never mock God. He is my Lord, my love and my Daddy.
This e-mail, on the other hand, is pretty ridiculous, and has a "Ha ha, look who's burning in hell now!" attitude I find very un-Christlike.


i dont see any haha? Its a warning to unbelivers who mock Him.




MrFribbles -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/26/2008 10:54:02 AM)

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i dont see any haha? Its a warning to unbelivers who mock Him.


I disagree. I read it as Christians feeling better about themselves by looking down on people who got it wrong.




1love1God1way -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/26/2008 11:18:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MrFribbles

quote:

i dont see any haha? Its a warning to unbelivers who mock Him.


I disagree. I read it as Christians feeling better about themselves by looking down on people who got it wrong.


That's what I got, too, MrFibbles. . . especially given the circumstances that this post wasn't made to unbelievers who make, but shown to Christians in the first place . . .

Kind of a "neener-neener" thing.




prophet -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/26/2008 8:16:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MrFribbles

quote:

i dont see any haha? Its a warning to unbelivers who mock Him.


I disagree. I read it as Christians feeling better about themselves by looking down on people who got it wrong.

Each to their own opinion then.....




prophet -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/26/2008 8:18:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: 1love1God1way

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrFribbles

quote:

i dont see any haha? Its a warning to unbelivers who mock Him.


I disagree. I read it as Christians feeling better about themselves by looking down on people who got it wrong.


That's what I got, too, MrFibbles. . . especially given the circumstances that this post wasn't made to unbelievers who make, but shown to Christians in the first place . . .

Kind of a "neener-neener" thing.

Yo! You still here? [:D]

Unbelievers visit this site esp this page on God....... [8|]




Real_Solitude -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/26/2008 8:40:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: 1love1God1way

1. Andrew - crucified
2. Bartholomew - beaten then crucified
3. James, son of Alphaeus - stoned to death
4. James, son of Zebedee - beheaded
5. John - exiled for his faith; died of old age
6. Judas (not Iscariot) - stoned to death
7. Matthew - speared to death
8. Peter - crucifed upside down
9. Philip - crucified
10. Simon - crucified
11. Thomas - speared to death
12. Matthias - stoned to death

Seems to me death goes both ways.


That was, perhaps, the most beautiful comeback I've ever seen.
You sir, have won the internet.




1love1God1way -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/27/2008 12:16:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: prophet

quote:

ORIGINAL: 1love1God1way

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrFribbles

quote:

i dont see any haha? Its a warning to unbelivers who mock Him.


I disagree. I read it as Christians feeling better about themselves by looking down on people who got it wrong.


That's what I got, too, MrFibbles. . . especially given the circumstances that this post wasn't made to unbelievers who make, but shown to Christians in the first place . . .

Kind of a "neener-neener" thing.

Yo! You still here? [:D]

Unbelievers visit this site esp this page on God....... [8|]


And I bet they are all so much closer to finding Christ now.




Lufia -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/27/2008 7:20:40 PM)

I don't see it as a neener-neener thing. Thanks prophet. If it can make some people stop mocking God i'm for it.




1love1God1way -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/28/2008 12:52:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lufia

I don't see it as a neener-neener thing. Thanks prophet. If it can make some people stop mocking God i'm for it.


By scare tactics? Make them scared of God? No thanks.




MrFribbles -> RE: Mockers of the Lord- Beware! (9/28/2008 10:56:09 AM)

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By scare tactics? Make them scared of God?


Well hey, if it works for Jack Chick...




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