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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/11/2008 8:09:16 AM   
earthless


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ORIGINAL: crankius

I heard a joke today, Earthless. I'll tell it to you, and you can tell it to your wife, and she can kick you in the shins.

More evidence of evolution--do you know why women's feet are smaller than men's?

They evolved that way so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.





Ha ha.. I like it.


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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/11/2008 8:32:25 AM   
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Earthless, you are certainly a man of few words. In PFY anyway.

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/11/2008 8:33:05 AM   
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A man with few words is a GOOD man....

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/11/2008 7:40:25 PM   
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* crickets *

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/11/2008 9:40:20 PM   
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It's quiet in here...

Vewwwy, vewwwy quiet...

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/12/2008 1:37:50 AM   
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Well, except for the crikets chirping.

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/12/2008 10:23:40 AM   
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I like the sound of crickets chirping in the distance. I, however, do not like the fact that they keep coming in my house...

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/12/2008 1:34:41 PM   
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh peaceful silence. Not much of that in my house, what with my 11 year old son pestering his 13 year old sister.......gotta love that sibling interaction.....something like this:

Him (knocks on her door, opens): Whatcha doin?

Her (screaming): GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!

Him: What?? I didn't do anything.

Her: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, he's in my room again.

Him: I'm not buggin her....

Me: Are you in her room?

Him: Yeah.

Me: Then you're buggin her. Get out.

Him (knocks on MY door, opens): Whatcha doin?

Me: Trying to relax. Whatcha need?

Him: Oh, nothing.... (leaves to go play video games)


This is a nightly occurrence at my house....... I love going to work......SILENCE (relatively)

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/12/2008 2:24:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: JustJeannie

.......gotta love that sibling interaction.....

My mom had an effective way to deal with that - if we fussed with each other, we had to hug and kiss.


That kept fussing down to a minimum - within Mom's hearing.
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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/12/2008 2:50:45 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: JustJeannie

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh peaceful silence. Not much of that in my house, what with my 11 year old son pestering his 13 year old sister.......gotta love that sibling interaction.....something like this:

Him (knocks on her door, opens): Whatcha doin?

Her (screaming): GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!

Him: What?? I didn't do anything.

Her: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, he's in my room again.

Him: I'm not buggin her....

Me: Are you in her room?

Him: Yeah.

Me: Then you're buggin her. Get out.

Him (knocks on MY door, opens): Whatcha doin?

Me: Trying to relax. Whatcha need?

Him: Oh, nothing.... (leaves to go play video games)


This is a nightly occurrence at my house....... I love going to work......SILENCE (relatively)


Wheeew! I thought it was just my house that sounds like this. I have 2 teenagers, twins that are 14 and they both scream at the 9 year old when she knocks on their door.
Poor thing, I feel so bad for her, she so wants to be a twin so she can have a best friend that lives with her too. Well at least she feels this way most of the time. When the twins are trying to kill each other, she mostly stays out of the way.

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/12/2008 3:31:15 PM   
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Drat! I have to retype my post. Not only did I get some weird error message, it logged me out...

Anyway, basically, I was posting a real-life transcript of how car rides used to go when my brother and I were little:

-Stop it!

-He's on my side!

-She touched me!

-Dooooooon't!

-Move over!

-Knock it off!

-Mooooooooooooooooooooooom!

-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/12/2008 3:36:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

Drat! I have to retype my post. Not only did I get some weird error message, it logged me out...

Anyway, basically, I was posting a real-life transcript of how car rides used to go when my brother and I were little:

-Stop it!

-He's on my side!

-She touched me!

-Dooooooon't!

-Move over!

-Knock it off!

-Mooooooooooooooooooooooom!

-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!


That was us too when we were kids......and may I just say that no one ever wanted to sit behind dad when he was driving, cuz that was the only kid he could reach.

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/12/2008 3:43:14 PM   
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I don't ever remember that being an issue (which is good because "my side" was behind my dad), but I'm sure there were some "un-planned" stops while we were on the road to "handle things".

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/12/2008 3:45:59 PM   
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I don't ever remember that being an issue (which is good because "my side" was behind my dad), but I'm sure there were some "un-planned" stops while we were on the road to "handle things".

My side was behind Dad too. We didn't have AC in most of the cars growing up. But I learned early to keep my window raised.







Dad sometimes chewed tobacco...
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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/12/2008 3:51:46 PM   
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Ewwwwww!

We didn't have AC when I was younger either and now I am sooooo grateful my dad never chewed or smoked or anything along those lines!

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/13/2008 11:33:16 AM   
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Gee, when I was growing up, the apartment was set up in such a way that my brother had to walk through my room to get to his. I had a turntable that picked up the tiniest bit of vibrations (ie, walking across the floor) that I would get upset when he walked heavy.

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/14/2008 10:58:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

quote:

ORIGINAL: phosadaud

I don't ever remember that being an issue (which is good because "my side" was behind my dad), but I'm sure there were some "un-planned" stops while we were on the road to "handle things".

My side was behind Dad too. We didn't have AC in most of the cars growing up. But I learned early to keep my window raised.







Dad sometimes chewed tobacco...


My Dad chewed from age five until shortly before his death - 69 years.

When I hired out to farmers, I was constantly dodging tobacco juice, especially when riding in the bed of a pickup.

Or on a hay wagon or tobacco setter on a windy day.

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/14/2008 11:01:54 PM   
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Now you could be just like Mike Warnke who chewed tootsie rolls and on every third spit, he'd swallow instead.

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/18/2008 3:16:08 AM   
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.......gotta love that sibling interaction.....

My mom had an effective way to deal with that - if we fussed with each other, we had to hug and kiss.


That kept fussing down to a minimum - within Mom's hearing.



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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/21/2008 10:34:47 PM   
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To the top love!

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/21/2008 11:01:49 PM   
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Is this a good time to share a favorite joke?


The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.... Kill Her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." Then the agent said, "You are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/21/2008 11:03:18 PM   
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*groan*

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/21/2008 11:08:11 PM   
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Well, that went well.

While I'm on a roll, I'll share my other favorite joke.



On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/26/2008 12:12:16 AM   
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I'm so sorry I killed your thread, earthless.

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RE: Earthless Admiration Society - 9/26/2008 7:04:48 AM   
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I wish somebody would put chili powder on Earthless's grits!!!!

Just look at that child-like face...those cherubic features!

Earthless is way too nice!

Get in there and get 'em, Earthless!


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