When murder isn't an option...

When murder isn't an option... (Full Version)

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Pray

21% (20)

Scream

6% (6)

Cry

14% (14)

Exercise [hitting your pillow is exercise...]

9% (9)

Play with my Pet

5% (5)

Chemically 'destress'

4% (4)

Sleep

12% (12)

I simply ignore the situation

4% (4)

Who says murder is out???

8% (8)

I don't stress, man

1% (1)

Move to Zimbabwe and change my name to Fred

7% (7)

Have a Slurpee and see what happens

4% (4)

Total Votes : 94

(last vote on : 9/6/2008 3:10:46 AM)
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KuKu -> When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:17:55 PM)
What do you do when you are stressed out? Ranting to a spouse is out, as is coming home and the kids giving us a big hug (at least for most of us), so what do you do when you have something/someone making life difficult? Multiple selections allowed...

mutinywxgirl -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:20:39 PM)
Kuku - you always have the BEST threads!!!!!!! [:)]

Prairiehiker -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:22:32 PM)
Who says murder isn't an option? You can always plead insanity as your defence!

John_O -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:24:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Prairiehiker Who says murder isn't an option? You can always plead insanity as your defence! That is, if you get caught. Sometimes merely planning the perfect murder is release enough. Other times you really need a good place to hide the bodies! (please don't look in the basement)

KuKu -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:27:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Prairiehiker Who says murder isn't an option? You can always plead insanity as your defence! Thanks, I'll try that at work tomorrow[8D][8D]...

Prairiehiker -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:27:48 PM)
quote: That is, if you get caught. Sometimes merely planning the perfect murder is release enough. Other times you really need a good place to hide the bodies! Over here, people don't even hide the body...some just eat them. I know, it's pretty gross, but there was a murder here a few weeks ago where the guy killed another guy while on the bus, then decapitated him then locked himself on the bus and ate the guy he killed. Ewwww and very disturbing. Back to the topic....hiring a hitman is another option. Lots of ways to do it without it getting back to ya!

losgan -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:28:09 PM)
Pray, cry, and "exercise" ... Not always in that order though. You guys better stop plotting murders ... forensics WILL catch you :)

LabGuy -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:28:24 PM)
(1) Obtain a picture of the person aggravating you. (2) Use picture to create a character in your favorite first-person shooter video game (I'm partial to Unreal Tournament). (3) Blast said character to chunky bacon bits with a rocket launcher again and again until you feel better. All done! [sm=biggrin.gif] -Robb P.S. If it's a computer aggravating you, find an old out-of-service one and smash it to smithereens with a crowbar or similar blunt instrument. Trust me, it works wonders! [sm=comp1.gif]

KuKu -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:29:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: losgan Pray, cry, and "exercise" ... Not always in that order though. You guys better stop plotting murders ... forensics WILL catch you :) Should I add "create a new show for CSI" to the poll[8D][8D]

Prairiehiker -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:30:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: losgan Pray, cry, and "exercise" ... Not always in that order though. You guys better stop plotting murders ... forensics WILL catch you :) Sorry Losgan, somehow I can't shake the fact that I live in the murder capital of Canada. That's our claim to fame....well, we're also the biggest consumer of slurpee.....so, what does that tell you about us...lol. We're number one at a couple of things......

LabGuy -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:35:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Prairiehiker quote: ORIGINAL: losgan Pray, cry, and "exercise" ... Not always in that order though. You guys better stop plotting murders ... forensics WILL catch you :) Sorry Losgan, somehow I can't shake the fact that I live in the murder capital of Canada. That's our claim to fame....well, we're also the biggest consumer of slurpee.....so, what does that tell you about us...lol. We're number one at a couple of things...... Hmmm. You could probably get some funding from the NSF (or Canadian equivalent rather) for a study on whether Slurpees cause violent tendencies. Looks to me like there's enough data for a proposal! [sm=biggrin.gif] -Robb

Prairiehiker -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:37:31 PM)
quote: Hmmm. You could probably get some funding from the NSF (or Canadian equivalent rather) for a study on whether Slurpees cause violent tendencies. Looks to me like there's enough data for a proposal LOLOL! No one's made the correlation before. But you could be onto something there, Lab Guy.

utilityfielder -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:37:34 PM)
Can we choose more that one option? With me it depends on the day of the week. And how about an "Other" option. My method of choice is not listed.

KuKu -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:40:09 PM)
That's what the posts are for- enlighten us (give me ideas) please[:D]

Prairiehiker -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:41:07 PM)
How about if you kill him..........with kindness. THat always works.

losgan -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:42:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Prairiehiker How about if you kill him..........with kindness. THat always works. That's more like it :) I didn't want to have to turn any of you in ;)

LabGuy -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:42:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Prairiehiker quote: Hmmm. You could probably get some funding from the NSF (or Canadian equivalent rather) for a study on whether Slurpees cause violent tendencies. Looks to me like there's enough data for a proposal LOLOL! No one's made the correlation before. But you could be onto something there, Lab Guy. Yeah, and if you think about it, convenience stores sell Slurpees. And convenience stores get robbed a lot. Coincidence? I think we need 13 million dollars to study this connection. [sm=biggrin.gif] (It isn't any worse than some of the other lame-brain studies that governments fund!) -Robb

FunBetty -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:44:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LabGuy (1) Obtain a picture of the person aggravating you. (2) Use picture to create a character in your favorite first-person shooter video game (I'm partial to Unreal Tournament). (3) Blast said character to chunky bacon bits with a rocket launcher again and again until you feel better. All done! [sm=biggrin.gif] -Robb P.S. If it's a computer aggravating you, find an old out-of-service one and smash it to smithereens with a crowbar or similar blunt instrument. Trust me, it works wonders! [sm=comp1.gif] My coworkers said they wanted to give me an old copier for my birthday that I could do whatever I wanted to do with it (such as above). I thanked them for the thought and said I'd rather have the current one. The old bait and switch wouldn't have worked for me!!!!

KuKu -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:45:11 PM)
I feel a doctorate thesis coming on... "Is the Slurpee Brain Freeze a Provable Criminal Defense"? Now to decide what to get my bachelors and masters in...

utilityfielder -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:48:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KuKu That's what the posts are for- enlighten us (give me ideas) please[:D] One of my favorite ways to workout stress is to play loud music.

mutinywxgirl -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:49:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KuKu I feel a doctorate thesis coming on... "Is the Slurpee Brain Freeze a Provable Criminal Defense"? Now to decide what to get my bachelors and masters in... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kim - I love you! [:D] I really needed that laugh right now. [:)]

FunBetty -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:50:37 PM)
Kuku.... Bachelor's - Liberal Arts ( you have to start somewhere!) Masters - go straight to Law School! It'd be like Legally Blonde! Back on topic... When I can't murder it prolly means that I am severly stressed, and when I'm severly stressed I cry. Dunno why and don't like to do it- but that's my body's way of coping. Of course, if in general I want to murder because said person is being an idiot, then I'd react differently. [:D]

WalkingwithHim2 -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:51:31 PM)
Killing in self defense does not require an insanity plea[sm=tongue.gif]

BugLady -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:54:48 PM)
Zimbabwe sounds cool. [:)]

John_O -> RE: When murder isn't an option... (8/28/2008 10:55:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: losgan quote: ORIGINAL: Prairiehiker How about if you kill him..........with kindness. THat always works. That's more like it :) I didn't want to have to turn any of you in ;) You'll never catch me copper!

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