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When murder isn't an option...
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| Pray |
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| Scream |
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| Cry |
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| Exercise [hitting your pillow is exercise...] |
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| Play with my Pet |
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| Chemically 'destress' |
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| Sleep |
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| I simply ignore the situation |
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| Who says murder is out??? |
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| I don't stress, man |
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| Move to Zimbabwe and change my name to Fred |
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| Have a Slurpee and see what happens |
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(last vote on : 9/6/2008 3:10:46 AM)
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RE: When murder isn't an option... - 8/28/2008 10:20:39 PM
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mutinywxgirl
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Kuku - you always have the BEST threads!!!!!!! 
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RE: When murder isn't an option... - 8/28/2008 10:22:32 PM
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Prairiehiker
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Who says murder isn't an option? You can always plead insanity as your defence!
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RE: When murder isn't an option... - 8/28/2008 10:24:26 PM
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John_O
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Who says murder isn't an option? You can always plead insanity as your defence!
That is, if you get caught. Sometimes merely planning the perfect murder is release enough. Other times you really need a good place to hide the bodies!
(please don't look in the basement)
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RE: When murder isn't an option... - 8/28/2008 10:27:48 PM
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Prairiehiker
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That is, if you get caught. Sometimes merely planning the perfect murder is release enough. Other times you really need a good place to hide the bodies!
Over here, people don't even hide the body...some just eat them. I know, it's pretty gross, but there was a murder here a few weeks ago where the guy killed another guy while on the bus, then decapitated him then locked himself on the bus and ate the guy he killed. Ewwww and very disturbing.
Back to the topic....hiring a hitman is another option. Lots of ways to do it without it getting back to ya!
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RE: When murder isn't an option... - 8/28/2008 10:28:09 PM
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losgan
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Pray, cry, and "exercise" ...
Not always in that order though.
You guys better stop plotting murders ... forensics WILL catch you :)
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RE: When murder isn't an option... - 8/28/2008 10:30:12 PM
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Prairiehiker
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Pray, cry, and "exercise" ...
Not always in that order though.
You guys better stop plotting murders ... forensics WILL catch you :)
Sorry Losgan, somehow I can't shake the fact that I live in the murder capital of Canada. That's our claim to fame....well, we're also the biggest consumer of slurpee.....so, what does that tell you about us...lol.
We're number one at a couple of things......
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RE: When murder isn't an option... - 8/28/2008 10:37:31 PM
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Prairiehiker
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Hmmm. You could probably get some funding from the NSF (or Canadian equivalent rather) for a study on whether Slurpees cause violent tendencies. Looks to me like there's enough data for a proposal
LOLOL! No one's made the correlation before. But you could be onto something there, Lab Guy.
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RE: When murder isn't an option... - 8/28/2008 10:37:34 PM
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utilityfielder
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Can we choose more that one option? With me it depends on the day of the week.
And how about an "Other" option. My method of choice is not listed.
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RE: When murder isn't an option... - 8/28/2008 10:41:07 PM
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Prairiehiker
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How about if you kill him..........with kindness. THat always works.
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RE: When murder isn't an option... - 8/28/2008 10:42:36 PM
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losgan
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quote:
ORIGINAL: Prairiehiker
How about if you kill him..........with kindness. THat always works.
That's more like it :) I didn't want to have to turn any of you in ;)
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RE: When murder isn't an option... - 8/28/2008 10:50:37 PM
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FunBetty
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Kuku.... Bachelor's - Liberal Arts ( you have to start somewhere!) Masters - go straight to Law School! It'd be like Legally Blonde!
Back on topic...
When I can't murder it prolly means that I am severly stressed, and when I'm severly stressed I cry. Dunno why and don't like to do it- but that's my body's way of coping. Of course, if in general I want to murder because said person is being an idiot, then I'd react differently. 
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RE: When murder isn't an option... - 8/28/2008 10:55:27 PM
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John_O
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quote:
ORIGINAL: losgan
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ORIGINAL: Prairiehiker
How about if you kill him..........with kindness. THat always works.
That's more like it :) I didn't want to have to turn any of you in ;)
You'll never catch me copper!
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