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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/25/2008 9:39:26 PM   
still4gvn


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try martinis. but make sure they are COLD. dogs need to stay cool in this weather.

my cat is addicted to tuna but refuses to go to recovery group at church. what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/25/2008 9:50:06 PM   
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Tell your cat that you're taking it to the visit someone they adore. After they trust you and get in the car - lock the doors and head to the church.

I love mexican food but my body hates me for it. What can I do? I don't want to give up tacos, enchiladas, nachos, etc. but don't want to make those around me suffer.

< Message edited by luv2prayzHim -- 6/25/2008 9:57:33 PM >
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/25/2008 10:13:32 PM   
still4gvn


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Easy. Just get a new body. They replace most any part now-a-days.

Cat was too smart for me. She went to the church pantry and got more tuna. Now she doesn't want to come home. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/25/2008 10:22:55 PM   
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You could always try what Little Bo' Peep did - leave her alone and she'll come home (after she's had her fill of tuna) wagging (or flicking as cats do) her tail behind her.

I am addicted to Humor & Games forum but I have to go to sleep (not anytime soon) and work (not til tomorrow). Isn't there someway I could stay here forever?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/25/2008 11:11:00 PM   
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Get yourself a laptop and strap to your body and go lay down in bed and whenever you wake up you can check the entries. I don't know if you should roll over though.



The people on here seem really fun. Do you think you should go to the Improv?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/26/2008 3:29:13 PM   
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no. we should all go on American Idol and try to sing and dance.

my d-in-law won't let the kids (6&4yrs) set off fire crackers for the 4th. It is illegal, but they are fun. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/26/2008 5:22:29 PM   
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Buy them bottle rockets and tell them it's ok to set off in the house. After all bottle rockets fly, whistle, and POP! Tell them to pick out hiding spots beforehand.

I hate work but I like to eat.

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/26/2008 6:01:47 PM   
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That's funny about the rockets. Really would open up the eardrums I think! LOL

Well you could get a job where all you do is eat all day long. Like a food taster at a factory.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/27/2008 10:58:09 AM   
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I'm trying to keep a friend from leaving to an important meeting. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/27/2008 1:01:05 PM   
still4gvn


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Stand up and accuse him of picking your pocket. Have them call the police to strip search him. He won't be allowed to leave till they do and he'll probably want a lawyer there, which will take longer.

We're going camping next week. What should we do in the evenings - we won't have my laptop?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/27/2008 1:27:25 PM   
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eat and eat, and eat some more.

I need to get a ride to New York for a conference. How should I go about getting it?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/27/2008 1:40:54 PM   
still4gvn


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stick your thumb out. It helps if you look interesting: dye your hair a bright orange and go barefoot. Say 'hello' to NYC for me - used to live there.

I need to go do chore. how do I get out of it?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/27/2008 1:46:29 PM   
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Run away from home.

My friend from church is starting to swear a lot. How do I get him to stop?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/27/2008 1:59:36 PM   
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Starting laughing at him and then tell him to smile instead of swearing.


I feel so tired today. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/27/2008 3:05:16 PM   
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Drink coffee.

My sister is hogging the book I want to read. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/27/2008 5:08:34 PM   
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Go get some jiffy markers and start coloring her face.

I need some motivation.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/27/2008 5:24:50 PM   
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Stay here on humor and games.

I need a fast way to dry my hair. How?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/27/2008 7:33:28 PM   
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go in the dryer.

I need to save money, so no AC right now.......but, i am HOT.........how can i cool off??

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/27/2008 9:14:35 PM   
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Jump in cold water in your bath tub, add ice cubes.



I'm watering my weedy yard. How do I get my grass to grow better?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/27/2008 9:20:35 PM   
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Water the grass instead of the weeds. :)

I have an annoying co-worker who considers everyone else annoying but fails that she is annoying herself. HELP?!?!?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/27/2008 11:57:37 PM   
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Keep tattle-telling to your boss every time she says anything mean. That should go a long way for a good Christmas bonus.

I saw the seasons first Japanese Beetle in my garden today. How should I protect my garden?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/28/2008 1:53:04 AM   
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build a glass covering for your garden.

my car wont start.

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/28/2008 2:22:29 AM   
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Wrap your car in shrink wrap and send it to China.



I have old tires in my backyard. What do I do with them?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/28/2008 7:18:21 AM   
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Find a person you like and send them to him or her as a gift.

I'm going to be a small group leader. What's the best way to have my small group members participating in discussion?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/28/2008 11:52:33 AM   
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Colour your hair fuschia pink and get some peircings and tattoos. Then ask them to start a discussion.


My daughter needs to clean her room better. What should I do?
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