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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/2/2008 4:00:34 PM

PopsiLufsJesus

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Honestly no, then I would be bored all by my lonesome...the more you don't study the better you will do...

Should I clean out the garage?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/2/2008 4:08:46 PM

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No way!

Should I eat that candy bar that is calling my name?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/2/2008 4:16:07 PM

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Yes, it will all go to your thighs!

Should I eat another hotdog?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/2/2008 4:26:44 PM

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No...you should eat twenty!

Should I watch Enchanted tonight or something else?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/2/2008 4:31:00 PM

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Watch it and be bored outta your mind!

Should I hold the sleeping baby or let her sleep in peace?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/2/2008 4:32:38 PM

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Hold her and dance around singing at the top of your lungs until you wake her up!

Should I go do some more laundry?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/2/2008 4:33:38 PM

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Yes because I am going to read my Bible... see you in a bit!

Should I read a longer book or a shorter one?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/2/2008 4:34:40 PM

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A longer one because I'm logging outta here for right now!

Should I be thankful that I don't have a boyfriend?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/2/2008 5:14:04 PM

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Yes so thank you that you commit yourself into nunnery.

Should I be happy that I finished Hebrews and read a bit of james?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/3/2008 4:12:02 PM

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no. you have to read 'Numbers' and Deuteronomy' every day.

should I make spaghetti or chili?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/3/2008 5:21:36 PM

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Neither make some rock soup, and use more than one rock...

Should I wear my black shirt or white shirt to church tomorrow?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 1:23:11 AM

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wear your swim suit.

should I have ice cream w my pizza?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 1:29:37 AM

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yes, put it right on top of your pizza...some strawberry ice cream with pinapple and ham pizza...

How do I convince this baby she needs sleep?

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Then He said to His disciples, �The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few. Therefore pray the Lord of the harvest to send out laborers into His harvest.� ~Matthew 9:37-38

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 1:31:29 AM

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By falling to your knees and begging her to sleep!

How do I get my mind to be quiet so I can sleep?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 1:35:01 AM

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make loud noises throughout your house

How did you manage to sneak on here?

How do I help my friend sleep?

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Then He said to His disciples, �The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few. Therefore pray the Lord of the harvest to send out laborers into His harvest.� ~Matthew 9:37-38

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 1:40:04 AM

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give them some old coffee and pour ice water on their head.

Where do I find more work?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 1:41:09 AM

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look in the dumpster in the alleyway of NYC

How do I iron my jeans?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 1:43:54 AM

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soak them in mayonaise and wad them into a shoe box.

When should I go to bed?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 1:50:01 AM

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when your post count is caught up to mine...

What should I eat for dinner tomorrow?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 1:59:09 AM

Apeleutheros

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I hear bannana slugs on toast are good with salt.

What should I do tomorrow?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 2:00:27 AM

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Come here and post until you are blue in the face and can't shut your eyeballs

I am curious, how should I ride a motorcycle for the first time?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 2:02:02 AM

jesuschick247

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Sleep in until noon.

What should I listen to to go to sleep?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 2:03:45 AM

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Shania Twain ~Man I feel Like A Woman

What should I do to my hair tomorrow?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 2:09:02 AM

Apeleutheros

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quote:

ORIGINAL: PopsiLufsJesus

Come here and post until you are blue in the face and can't shut your eyeballs

I am curious, how should I ride a motorcycle for the first time?

First, dont wear a helmet. Second, always drive with your eyes closed. Third, drive on the left side of the road... oh and dont forget to yell as loud as you can.

What should I do when I get fifty posts?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 10/4/2008 10:42:28 AM

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Go in lock yourself in jail for the advice you just gave me!

What perfume should I wear to church in the morning?

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