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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/19/2008 2:21:58 AM   
singLOUD


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from Walmart (no surrounding hearts)
This is one of the wisest things I've ever read in this thread.





Just consider the source ...........

Actually, I thought of you as I wrote it, hoping you would appreciate it.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/19/2008 2:27:08 AM   
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As an unrepentant, non-recovering, lifelong cookieholic, I am now compelled to polish off the last of those "Great Value", 88 cents per pack iced oatmeal cookies we got from Walmart (no surrounding hearts) a couple of days ago.

Thanks for reminding me about them guys.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


You mean you don't want to join my Cookie Eaters Anonymous group?


I do not qualify to join CEA because I am still in complete denial about my cookieholism.

On the other hand, if Mike is there ........

zzzzzzzzzz

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/19/2008 4:58:20 PM   
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Mona! It's good to see you posting.


Kerrlaw--your grandkids sound adorable.
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The thing is that he loves the story of Jesus walking on water, so he has been re-reading that page every night.


Very sweet! It's so good that you guys had some quality time together.

I know I have clever questions for you Mr. Kerrlaw, but I just can't remember any at the moment.


I can tell you a good joke though that my son told me:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

Interrupting C...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

ha ha ha

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/20/2008 12:32:45 AM   
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Here's another one:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Me

Me who?

MEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!

I'm going to bed, so goodnight, everyone!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/20/2008 3:33:18 AM   
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I can tell you a good joke though that my son told me:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

Interrupting C...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

ha ha ha


Thanks Cranky, I know a couple of smartaleck teens who need to be entertained by this at church Sunday.

zzzzzzzzzzz

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/20/2008 6:51:16 PM   
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Actually, I haven't been on the rebounder lately, as it seems to now be the house for two antique lamp shades . . . it was the only "safe place" I could find to put them. I'm trying to rectify that . . . I miss my trampoline.


May I suggest a pair of lamps?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/20/2008 6:53:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, I've had a good day.

Had a Baptist nap, finished the book I was reading, paid bills, and prepared for a special (8:00 a.m.) City Council meeting tomorrow.

And Mrs. K and I are going to have hot dogs for supper (an appropriate Sunday night summer meal if there ever was one).

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/20/2008 6:59:08 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/20/2008 7:23:49 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/20/2008 7:59:38 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/20/2008 8:21:43 PM   
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Well, I've had a good day.

Had a Baptist nap, finished the book I was reading, paid bills, and prepared for a special (8:00 a.m.) City Council meeting tomorrow.

And Mrs. K and I are going to have hot dogs for supper (an appropriate Sunday night summer meal if there ever was one).


As long as you put chili and slaw on them!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 2:20:32 AM   
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And Mrs. K and I are going to have hot dogs for supper (an appropriate Sunday night summer meal if there ever was one).


As long as you put chili and slaw on them!


I sometimes wonder where these girls that live in my house came from, because they are ketchup-only hot dog people. Both their mother and I agree with you about chili and slaw, so go figure.

zzzzzzzzzzzz

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 4:48:25 AM   
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And Mrs. K and I are going to have hot dogs for supper (an appropriate Sunday night summer meal if there ever was one).


As long as you put chili and slaw on them!


I sometimes wonder where these girls that live in my house came from, because they are ketchup-only hot dog people. Both their mother and I agree with you about chili and slaw, so go figure.

zzzzzzzzzzzz


Mark, I'm worse than your daughters. No chili or slaw. Just give me mayo and mustard on mine!!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 9:02:01 AM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 10:21:37 AM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 10:40:02 AM   
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Actually, I haven't been on the rebounder lately, as it seems to now be the house for two antique lamp shades . . . it was the only "safe place" I could find to put them. I'm trying to rectify that . . . I miss my trampoline.


May I suggest a pair of lamps?
Wow! What an absolutely novel idea!




I have the pair of lamps . . . they even match the lamp shades. However (a) I have no place to put them; all my surfaces have been overrun with toys; (b) the lamps are still in boxes and (c) I don't really want to display them or even keep them. The only reason I unpacked the lamp shades is because I thought I was unpacking toy boxes.

But, funny you should quote my rebounder post . . . last night I decided to just move the shades to the bed when I need to use the rebounder and move the shades to the rebounder when I want to go to bed.

Oy.

I am so not a "stuff" person.

Have I mentioned I like clean, bare surfaces and no clutter?



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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 10:41:14 AM   
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Hot dog
Amen.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 10:42:36 AM   
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Have I mentioned I like clean, bare surfaces and no clutter?


No kidding.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 10:45:55 AM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 12:05:22 PM   
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It looks like Nicky has eaten too many hot dogs.



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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 12:05:52 PM   
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Hard to believe, huh?!

Yep!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 1:07:48 PM   
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Have I mentioned I like clean, bare surfaces and no clutter?

Around here even the floor is a flat surface to put something on. We have a lot of clutter. When I start getting rid of stuff Larry actually goes back through the dumpster pulling stuff back out that he'll fix "someday"
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 1:32:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks Kath!

I hope you are feeling better. I've been busy, but I have managed to follow your posts and I've been praying for your head. That sounds funny--praying for Kath's head. Seriously, I hope you are doing better.


I was just typing up a post to help a person understand Mt 13:44:

Again, the kingdom of heaven is like treasure hidden in a field, which a man found and hid; and for joy over it he goes and sells all that he has and buys that field. Mt 13:44


My explanation centered around Spam. But to make that analogy work, I had to make God be steak.



I guess I'll have to think on this for a while.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 2:25:27 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/21/2008 2:35:08 PM   
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I hope you are feeling better. I've been busy, but I have managed to follow your posts and I've been praying for your head. That sounds funny--praying for Kath's head. Seriously, I hope you are doing better.


I appreciate the prayers! I am doing better. :)

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Okay--I figured out what was wrong in my analogy. God is the Great Choice Steak Maker.

I'm going to have to find that post.
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