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Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/17/2008 11:45:25 PM   
Kerrlaw


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Status: offline 		I have settled comfortably into the witness chair and have been sworn at by the clerk. Now is your chance to increase your knowledge on any subject by means of direct or cross examination.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/17/2008 11:48:02 PM   
crankius


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Status: offline 		OH GREAT KERRLAW,

Why are hot dogs sold in packages of 10, but hot dog buns are sold in packages of 8?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/17/2008 11:48:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		I like your new thread title and I do have a question to ask.

What should I teach the teens in BIBLE School next week?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/17/2008 11:50:55 PM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/17/2008 11:53:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: crankius

OH GREAT KERRLAW,

Why are hot dogs sold in packages of 10, but hot dog buns are sold in packages of 8?


Because one person out of five is on a low carb diet.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/17/2008 11:55:13 PM   
hoppersfan


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Why is it that a dog goes mad when you blow in its face, but when you take a dog on a car ride it immediately sticks its head out the window?
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/17/2008 11:59:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MissGizmo

I like your new thread title and I do have a question to ask.

What should I teach the teens in BIBLE School next week?


Tell them that the reason we know nothing about Jesus' teen years is because his parents locked him away at age twelve until he was thirty...

...And if their parents want them to amount to anything that they will do the same thing.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 12:03:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissGizmo

I like your new thread title and I do have a question to ask.

What should I teach the teens in BIBLE School next week?


Tell them that the reason we know nothing about Jesus' teen years is because his parents locked him away at age twelve until he was thirty...

...And if their parents want them to amount to anything that they will do the same thing.

ROFLOL!!!...okay I missed out on the first child but I do have 2 more coming behind him...will see if this theory works!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 12:04:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: hoppersfan

I have a question:

Why is it that a dog goes mad when you blow in its face, but when you take a dog on a car ride it immediately sticks its head out the window?


Perhaps you should consider changing to a different toothpaste.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 12:09:35 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

ORIGINAL: hoppersfan

I have a question:

Why is it that a dog goes mad when you blow in its face, but when you take a dog on a car ride it immediately sticks its head out the window?


Perhaps you should consider changing to a different toothpaste.


ROFLOL!!! I knew I could count on the great Kerr for a witty answer to that question!!
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 12:27:33 AM   
tenorsister


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissGizmo

I like your new thread title and I do have a question to ask.

What should I teach the teens in BIBLE School next week?


Tell them that the reason we know nothing about Jesus' teen years is because his parents locked him away at age twelve until he was thirty...

...And if their parents want them to amount to anything that they will do the same thing.

Great advice for any parent....

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 1:38:29 AM   
awed


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Status: offline 		Kerrlaw Takes the Stand

What kind of a stand was it, and what was your penalty for taking it?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 6:04:45 AM   
country83


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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

I have settled comfortably into the witness chair and have been sworn at by the clerk. Now is your chance to increase your knowledge on any subject by means of direct or cross examination.



Is that allowed in a court of Kerrlaw?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 6:35:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		I can't believe I got here before Daniel to ask the proverbial question that exists in EVERY Kerr thread! I'm SO excited!



Nahh... I'll let Daniel have the fun.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 6:36:41 AM   
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ORIGINAL: armydude

I can't believe I got here before Daniel to ask the proverbial question that exists in EVERY Kerr thread! I'm SO excited!



Nahh... I'll let Daniel have the fun.




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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 7:23:53 AM   
Qtman


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Status: offline 		Congrats on the new thread Kerr. I like the title.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 7:34:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: armydude

I can't believe I got here before Daniel to ask the proverbial question that exists in EVERY Kerr thread! I'm SO excited!



Nahh... I'll let Daniel have the fun.


Thanks, James!

I noticed the new thread this morning, and logged on to ask my favorite question:

O wise Kerr, why is it that we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 7:39:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		Kerr can you tell me why it it when the TV station is having trouble broadcasting they tell you to "Please stand by"? I really do not like to stand for that time when sitting in more comfortable.



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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 8:37:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		I feel somewhat cheated----in the other thread, there were still some posts left before the end of the 100th page. Does that mean they'll pro-rate this thread and let us go to the 3rd post on the 102nd page before closing it?

Does anyone have any instructions on building an ark? We're getting to that point in northeast OK. Any more rain and I'll be up the street without a paddle. (nope, don't have to go to the creek to need a paddle right now)

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 8:55:51 AM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 8:59:57 AM   
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This gentleman might share his plans with you....

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 9:14:02 AM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 9:17:35 AM   
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 9:18:53 AM   
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Good Morning to you as well.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 6/18/2008 10:58:35 AM   
Kath


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ORIGINAL: armydude

I can't believe I got here before Daniel to ask the proverbial question that exists in EVERY Kerr thread! I'm SO excited!



Nahh... I'll let Daniel have the fun.




I admire your restraint!



Happy Birthday ArmyDude!



< Message edited by Kath -- 6/18/2008 11:10:52 AM >

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