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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 9:09:48 AM   
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Who turns on your computer for you?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 9:11:55 AM   
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Who turns on your computer for you?


ROFLOL!!!!!!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 9:18:46 AM   
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Let's save some time. Why don't you just tell us how you want us to respond?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 9:18:47 AM   
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To the OP:

I want to thank you for yet another opportunity to discuss a singular issue that you and only you find important. I now have FOUR seperate threads to choose from! Should I ever care to respond, I find comfort in that.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 9:27:21 AM   
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Let's save some time. Why don't you just tell us how you want us to respond?
ROFLOL!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 9:38:32 AM   
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Gee... thanks. You really showed me. Now I feel ashamed for having actually read the passage of scripture in question.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 9:47:25 AM   
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We are all now stupider for having read your post.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 9:52:59 AM   
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If you had names the thread "Everyone who disagrees with me is going to hell", it would have saved a lot of time and frustration.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 10:01:26 AM   
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If common sense was lard you would not be able to grease a small frying pan.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 10:10:07 AM   
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The following is NOT a snarky comment example.


Man, y'all. I'm sure glad that the majority of y'all in this thread like me (or at least pretend to like me).

Y'all are pros at this, and I don't think I could even begin to keep up.


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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 10:18:59 AM   
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OP,
I am sending you this pm so as to not the derail your thread.
First of all, coming to a battle of the wits unarmed is rather silly, yet very predicative of you. If one decided to turn on the oven, nothing cooks if nothing is in it.

Here are a few thing I would like to you keep in mind, based on my assumption that you do indeed, somewhere in the recesses of your skull, have a mind.

I want you to know that I haven't been ignoring your posts; I've been prioritizing them.

Since I last posted in your thread, I see you have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.

Please realize that we follow your threads anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

Now, I suggest you put your crayons back in the box and stop writing with them on the monitor.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 10:19:50 AM   
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*also not a snarky comment....

I am laughing so hard from these! I think it is a good way to get rid of frustration and irritation, too. After all, if we don't laugh about this stuff, well, some of us might implode.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 10:25:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

*also not a snarky comment....

I am laughing so hard from these! I think it is a good way to get rid of frustration and irritation, too. After all, if we don't laugh about this stuff, well, some of us might implode.

That was the purpose of the continuing "Troll" threads that I used to participate in. But they seemed to cause a little unease in a few minds... at least for a while.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 10:32:37 AM   
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Lioness, I saw in another thread where you were having forums blur. You posted over there, but I know that you actually thought you were posting here.

Being the loving and magnanimous (and humble) friend that I am, I brought your post from over there to over in here:


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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

Extremely cool . . . and I bet everyone else is jealous.



I know I am. I'm gonna lose sleep at night gnawing my heart out with envy.


No, really. Thanks isn't necessary; you would have done the same for me, I'm sure.





I now return y'all to the thread.


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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 10:34:17 AM   
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ROTFLOL! You do take good care of me, SharMar.

Oh, that wasn't snarky, neither.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 10:35:21 AM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 10:37:16 AM   
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I've used something similar before:

I can understand how you feel. I used to think the same way when I was 17.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 10:47:42 AM   
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To go along with Jimbo's post...

What do you want to be when you grow up?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:29:25 AM   
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As much as I'd like to take credit for this, I cannot. But I just had to share it ...

So you can read their minds, can ya? That's special.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:41:24 AM   
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Can one of y'all translate the following into snarkese for me: you are a flamin idiot and should be barred from using the internet...... please and thank you

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:42:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Focusing

As much as I'd like to take credit for this, I cannot. But I just had to share it ...

So you can read their minds, can ya? That's special.
Sam!!!

I was going to bring that very same quote over to here.

Great minds and all that, you and I.


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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:48:11 AM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:50:59 AM   
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Can one of y'all translate the following into snarkese for me: you are a flamin idiot and should be barred from using the internet...... please and thank you


Your intelligence is matchless, and I amazed that one of such intelligence is even allowed to mingle with common citizens on international media.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:52:40 AM   
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Can one of y'all translate the following into snarkese for me: you are a flamin idiot and should be barred from using the internet...... please and thank you


You are a thought challenged ablazed homosapien and should not be allowed to communicate electronically with others.


< Message edited by Qtman -- 5/14/2008 11:58:46 AM >


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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 5/14/2008 11:58:48 AM   
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Oh my word!!!



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