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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/17/2008 3:55:45 PM
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Kerrlaw
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Yeah, that's it, the kids and pets did it!
(...burp.)
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/19/2008 10:06:00 AM
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Y'all might want patent this thread as a cure for depression. I have laughed, snorted, and giggled all the way through it. (and guys ain't supposed to giggle)
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/19/2008 11:18:53 AM
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ezri
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guys ain't supposed to giggle
Oh! I know a few guys that are in so much trouble! (Kerr and Jimbo to name a few)
Perhaps there is a "Is giggling as I grocery shop a sin" thread over in Men's Only, or better She said/He said.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/19/2008 1:10:24 PM
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car2ner
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depends, if we put it in He said, then ladies will be tempted to answer for the men and that would be sin. If we put it in She said we ladies would be tempted to gossip. sin again. Might as well go shopping (and maybe snoop in Men's Only to see if they have a giggling thread up already...don't tell them, I'll be very very quiet).
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/19/2008 2:00:50 PM
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ezri
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Safer to go shopping than to venture into the Mens Only Threads. That'd be a major SIN.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/19/2008 2:08:06 PM
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quote:
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Safer to go shopping than to venture into the Mens Only Threads. That'd be a major SIN.
That's not only a sin, but just plain scary!!
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/20/2008 9:01:26 AM
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car2ner
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They sell pink stuff in a bottle for that, don't they?
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/20/2008 6:35:17 PM
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floydette
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I heard if you tell the retailer "CW", you actually get a discount. Course.......that would be if you were shopping...... which, I don't do...... well, at least on Mondays.
If you order it online, it doesn't count grocery shopping, right?
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/21/2008 9:47:52 AM
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car2ner
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what? I don't get it.... never mind, maybe I don't wanna get it.
Is there a device on the store doors that make shoppers forget one item on their list? You go home with everything but one item, then have to go back to the store and of course, buy more than that one item. I smell a conspiracy.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/21/2008 9:59:13 AM
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quote:
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what? I don't get it.... never mind, maybe I don't wanna get it.
Is there a device on the store doors that make shoppers forget one item on their list? You go home with everything but one item, then have to go back to the store and of course, buy more than that one item. I smell a conspiracy.
I believe so. I've gone to the store only intending to buy one item and upon returning home discovered that I forgot that one item.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/21/2008 3:10:17 PM
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My hubby and I were standing in line at the grocery store (grocery shopping is less sinful if spouses do it together) when an alarm went off in the store. Everyone looked around like, "What's the alarm for?" Nobody moved, nobody evacuated, nobody gave any explanation for the alarm. So, I'm thinking, "What good is an alarm when nobody knows what it's alarming us about?"
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/21/2008 3:29:21 PM
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I stood around waiting for someone to come 'check me out' and even other employees were walking by asking each other, "I wonder where the front door person is?". I didn't want to leave because I didn't want it to look like I was really stealing, but for heaven sake, if you're going to have an alarm, deal with it!
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/22/2008 1:24:35 PM
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yup, had that happen is a small theater once. The pub nextdoor was using a smoke machine that set off the alarms. The actors were nearly done with the show and were going to finish it but I told another actor off stage, "if we don't leave the audience won't leave". So we all exited the building, found out it was a false alarm, went back in and finished the last ten minutes of the show.
ironically, the cast went to another bar to unwind after the show and it was more full of cigarette smoke than the smoke machined establishment. I did not stay long.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/23/2008 12:49:30 AM
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quote:
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I stood around waiting for someone to come 'check me out'...
Is vanity a sin?
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/23/2008 8:58:08 AM
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car2ner
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Clean up at front registar... Pile up at the front door! bring a big broom.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 8/23/2008 11:37:49 AM
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and shameful... and disgraceful...
But it woulda been interesting to read about eh?
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