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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 8/20/2008 4:33:44 PM
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phosadaud
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What a coincidence! I'm Miss Right. I didn't realize there were at least 3 of us out there!
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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 8/20/2008 4:36:25 PM
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armydude
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ORIGINAL: phosadaud
What a coincidence! I'm Miss Right. I didn't realize there were at least 3 of us out there!
First name "Half"?
I knew a Mr. Right... First name was "Cantget"
Sound it out.
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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 8/20/2008 4:51:24 PM
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armydude
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Have you ever heard of a story Chuck Swindoll told about a woman that hung a pair of pants over her bed every night?
Her nightly prayer went something like this.
"Lord hear my prayer and answer if You can.
I've hung this pair of trousers here. Please fill them with a man."
She wrote in to tell him this story (and the fact that she was at the time married, so it musta worked). He shared the letter with his church. A father laughed at the letter while his teenage son looked confused. The boy's mother wasn't there that day and did not know about the letter so she asked the pastor several weeks later if she should be concerned for her son. He was hanging a bikini on his bed before he went to sleep every night.
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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 8/20/2008 5:55:48 PM
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phosadaud
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Deb, I apologize as I can see how that can be misconstrued. I should have explained it. The handicapped part had nothing to do with physical handicaps of which I have no issue with and would never (and have never) rule someone out because of a disability (I forget that online, people may not know me well enough to know I wouldn't joke about something like that). The handicap (at least the way I think of it and the way it was told to me) was intended to refer to a guy being a jerk (hence not being a "good one") - "social" handicap if that makes more sense. It has nothing to do with someone's ability to walk or hear or anything along those lines.
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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 8/20/2008 6:04:06 PM
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bride48
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Apology accepted. But I was told, just before my wedding, that several guys in my church had wanted me. My disability kept them from asking me out. So, I am sure most people mean that joke at face-value.
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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 8/20/2008 6:06:42 PM
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armydude
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My disability kept them from asking me out.
Their loss, John's gain... eh?
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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 8/20/2008 6:09:18 PM
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cherish405
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quote:
ORIGINAL: armydude
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ORIGINAL: phosadaud
What a coincidence! I'm Miss Right. I didn't realize there were at least 3 of us out there!
First name "Half"?
I knew a Mr. Right... First name was "Cantget"
Sound it out.
LOL!
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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 8/20/2008 6:56:52 PM
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armydude
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quote:
ORIGINAL: cherish405
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ORIGINAL: armydude
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ORIGINAL: phosadaud
What a coincidence! I'm Miss Right. I didn't realize there were at least 3 of us out there!
First name "Half"?
I knew a Mr. Right... First name was "Cantget"
Sound it out.
LOL!
I was hoping someone would catch that...
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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 8/20/2008 7:43:55 PM
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Kerrlaw
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I know the feeling.
Mrs. K loves saying those three little words...
..."Mike's always right".
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